Tag: humor

The Break Up

Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It’s over, done, finished. Don’t hang around. It makes you look needy. I will move to a tanning salon if I have to and wait for my new love to come rescue me – spring. I know our affair has been a long one. With childlike wonder…




I know Who I Am, Said Sue-I-Am

I don’t have time to write this week. I’m too busy watching my Facebook movie. It’s all about me!! I’m also taking a lot of tests on buzzfeed.com. I’m on a journey for truth and self discovery. I want to see who or what I’d be if I wasn’t busy being me, doing what I…




Marriage and the Whole Picture.

What’s wrong with this picture? The bed is made. The duvet cover is from Pottery Barn. I have the cute accent pillows and Lee’s lovely framed prints on the wall that match the color scheme of our room. There’s harmony going on in the middle. It’s the opposite sides of the bed that tell it…




It’s About Time!

I’m glad someone finally got around to doing this. http://www.snorgtees.com/what-would-sue-do?%3Futm_source=Adroll&utm_medium=B&utm_content=dynamic&utm_campaign=Adroll Thanks to my buddy Lisa who sent me this link.




I Was In A Big Rut

It’s rutting season. That’s when bucks want to dosey do on a doe. Every fall nature calls upon a male deer to become a fornicating forest zombie. I know firsthand the power of their quest when one made a grand entrance through our living room window. You know those local news stories where you see…




The Hand That Bit Me!

Maybe starting a blog this week isn’t such a good idea. I’m so caught up with memories and filling my ceramic owl bowl from Cracker Barrel with candy that only my husband Lee and I will eat. We live on a six-acre horse farm in the country on the outskirts of Chapel Hill. No kid…




Time for a change?

I feel a midlife blowing in and I’m ready to write about it. I love this time of year. It’s why I chose this week to launch my blog. Those green leaves of summer that had the weight of mother nature to nurture and protect, no longer give a damn. They can now show off…